I Faked A Wedding, And All I Got Was This Shitty Song Title - Single

by Snide Remarks

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Catch those hands? You better wash those hands!
What, you thought this shit was a joke?
Snide remarks 2017 bitch,
gonna lay down more fire on this track than a molotov fuckin' cocktail
Get hyped, emo and tatted, get ready for this shit to get fucked up

I'm fly like andrew biersack, you're just a needle in a haystack
Quit that lame hipster shit, I'm on the top and I'm coming bitch
Channelin' Radke on this buzz, just quit thinkin' I'm gonna give a fuck
Can't handle this shit? Walk on home, cause you just know you just got fuckin' owned

What's that bitch you coming for more? Just wait till you see what I have in store
My lines so crisp like a Sandler movie, your flow so stiff like a dead man's woody
Hop it up like a drunk on warped tour, hold that shit this floor isn't yours
You ready for the next lyrical attack, cause you're probably feelin' that straight up blowback

"Excuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face"

Part 2, Mr Magoo, your lines will blow like that movie's numbers too
Your shit is ancient, I'm the article, gonna vaporize your shit into fuckin' particles
What what you think you won? Sorry I was too busy playing Pokemon
That's how little this shit really matters, cause you handed me this win on a silver platter

Gotta wrap this up now on the road, because it's time for me to hit the road
but don't feel sad cause the Snide Remarks EP was pretty rad
Maybe the second release will be even better, now excuse me here while I go put on my sweater


released July 17, 2017



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